You know there's something wrong with you when the first line of your theme song starts with "Why did God have to make me so beautiful? ;_;"
_{At least, that's what my barely-there Japanese brain translated it out to. "Tsumi wa kami ga boku wo utsukushiku tsukutta koto"??? D:}

So, I went to Borders today to pick up a copy of Kite Rider for my English class, and somehow ended up as the proud owner of the books When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide For Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins, and The Geeks' Guide to World Domination (be afraid, beautiful people). I'm not sure how it happened, but I'm actually pretty satisfied, despite the fact that my English teacher is going to gut me tomorrow for not being prepared.
From GGtWD, I have learned:
+How to play "Puff the Magic Dragon" on the guitar
+An algebraic equation that simulates how 1=2
+How to say "Where is the bathroom" in 12 different languages
+How to make a jumping origami frog
+"Seven Kick-Ass Martial Arts Moves You Can Do Without Injuring Yourself"
+How to make my own beer and/or alcoholic drinks
+The top words that you gain the most points for in Scrabble.

Also, I learned the ten basic phrases I can spell on a calculator, including "Bless his igloo", and "Gosh she is so obese".
This book is amazing.

_{Also, Krys, and anyone else who cares about fanfic and is looking for a laugh, look up "My Immortal" on Google. "Worst Fic Ever" also works; either way, it still comes up as the first search topic. The grammar and plot will either make you laugh, or want to scratch your eyeballs out. Give it a try.}

I don't know about you, but I feel today was a good day. (: